Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Sooooooo Pissed Off Right Now

You know when you make a massive effort to go out of your way to avoid something but essentially by doing that the thing you were avoiding comes back to bite you even worse. Yeah, no? Anyway, that happened to me today and I am pissed about it.

Here's a quick rundown. I had a meeting in the city and I had places I needed to get to afterwards so I thought I would drive rather than catch the train. Good plan. I left myself heaps of time so I could find a park and not have to worry about being late. Good plan. Plans started unravelling when someone asked me for a lift into the city thereby destroying the heaps of time I had up my sleeve. But hey that happens right. So I go to park at my favourite spot in town (street park that isn't too expensive) but as luck would have it someone in front of me pulled the last park. Time was running out so I was forced to park in the Myer Center carpark, which, as you can imagine, charges a fortune to use. The passenger with me said it's not too bad because he had a card that could get us cheaper parking. I was like, oh, okay, that's not the end of the world then. As we enter the carpark he remembers he forgot to bring the card, so no cheap parking. Okay then, that sucks. But the meeting should only go for about 45 so I'll be able to get out of the carpark in less than an hour. Meeting goes for longer than an hour and I get charged $25 for parking. I cop it and get my car out of there and go and park at my spot (where there are now plenty of parks). Because it's on the street you have to put money into a meter and estimate how long you're going to be. So I put money in blah blah went on my way. I was meeting someone in town but they got held up, and then what I needed to get done took longer than I expected. I had, of course, forgotten that I only had a certain amount of time paid for on the meter. It only occurred to me that I might be running just a little bit over as I was walking towards my car. I then began to panic as I realised I quite possibly may have copped a parking ticket. Guess what... I get to my car to find a lovely Brisbane City Council parking ticket under my windshield wiper. $50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's do the math here. $25 for Myer Centre + $6 for street park + $50 for parking ticket = $81.

I'm not sure about you but $81 is a f#@kload of money for me. Just thinking of the stuff I could have put that money towards is making me nauseous and a little bit sad as well actually.

So there you have it. Moral of the story? Well I'm not sure. Maybe it's just that no matter what you do, sometimes you just get screwed :)

Actually I like to remember this simple equation for this type of situation. Well, it's a little bit dramatic for this particular occasion but still appropriate:

Tragedy + Time = Haha (and that's a good haha, not an evil haha).

Monday, April 6, 2009

Brandon Flowers Is My Hero

I meant to post this last Monday but Telstra managed to cut off my internet and it only came back on yesterday. That's a full week without internet. Two revelations immediately jumped out at me: (1) Telstra really is that shit; and (2) I'm somewhat saddened to realise I rely on the internet a LOT. Sorry, tangent.

Last Sunday I got a last minute call with the awesome news that a friend wanted to give me really cheap V Festival tickets. I had wanted to go but couldn't justify the original $140 price tag considering I was out of work and eating into my savings whilst songwriting. So a $50 ticket made all these problems go away.

So I called my brother (who was also quite stoked) and we headed down the coast for V Fest. Now I went to V Festival last year (free ticket, how good) and was somewhat disappointed. The lineup really wasn't my thing and the festival itself was somewhat of a shambles. The stages were in weird places, it seemed really empty and technical problems were rampant. On top of that it was held on a golf course which seemed weird to me. This year it was at the same place but the layout was way better. And this year I really liked the lineup. So the festival started on a good note for me.

By the time we got there the first act we saw was M83 who are a French 80s electro band. I hadn't heard of them before and I was pleasantly surprised by their set. It was really tight and they pulled some cool sounds. One reservation I had was that they deviated from songs a little too much into instrumental atmospheric (read boring) territory. But otherwise they were a cool band.

At this point I want to point out one of the most annoying things about V Festival. And before you call me out for whining I would like to point out that everyone I spoke to about this agreed with me. The stages at V Fest are called, "This Stage" (being the main stage), "That Stage" (being the second stage), and "Other Stage" (being the smaller stage). I think there was another stage this year as well with another stupid name I can't remember. If this inane labeling of stages doesn't immediately strike you as being stupid then I'll give you a real life example of why it is. As we were waiting for some friends to come back from the bar a lady came up to us asking which stage "Madness" were playing on. The conversation went something like this (almost verbatim):

Lady: "Hi, do you know which stage Madness are playing on?"
Us: "Yeah, I think they're playing on 'That Stage'."
Lady: [pointing behind her] "Oh, is that this stage over here?"
Us: "No, that's 'This Stage'. 'That Stage' is over the hill behind the food stalls."
Lady: "Oh okay, the yellow one right."
Us: "No that's the 'Other Stage'. 'That Stage' is red."
Lady: "Which stage is red?"
Us: "'That Stage'."
Lady: "Which stage?"
Us: [now pointing] "That stage over there."
Lady: "And that's called 'This Stage' right?"
Us: No! [conversation continued further but you get the idea]

If you think that's confusing to read, try talking it to someone where you can't see which words are in quotation marks. In short, stupidest naming of stages ever. And it's one of those things where the organisers have obviously just tried to be clever and cool but all that's achieved by it is confusing, circular conversations like the one above.

So that conversation ended after about five minutes and the lady, now somewhat sure of which stage to go to, said she was off to find her husband. Almost on cue her husband emerged from the bar towards us. No joke, he was the biggest human being I have ever seen in my life. And I don't mean like overweight big, I mean like enormous 6'8" built like a tank muscular huge man big. I think he was probably three times my size. Intimidating to say the least. The lady then told him, "They're laughing at me," while she pointed at us. Needless to say I nearly required the spare pair of boxers that I hadn't brought with me and was about to say, "Hey, we were laughing with you," in order to prevent death by enormous man, when he shrugged his shoulders and headed towards 'That Stage'. I valued life a little bit more after that encounter.

We then made our way over to 'This Stage' (see how excruciatingly annoying the stage names are) to see Kaiser Chiefs. The next thing I want to point out about V Fest is that they suck at putting a timetable together. The three headlining bands were The Killers, Kaiser Chiefs and Snow Patrol. I personally like all those bands and wanted to see all those bands. And it's a pretty safe bet that everyone who is a fan of one of those bands is probably going to want to see all three, just like me. Well to sabotage everyone's plans here V Fest decided to timetable it so that Kaiser Chiefs (on 'This Stage') overlapped a little with Snow Patrol (on 'That Stage') who overlapped again with The Killers (on 'This Stage' - sorry I've taken it a bit far now haven't I?). Awesome! So I was faced with a big decision. Do I see every band and cut their sets short of do I ditch one of them to see the others in full? Earnest conversation ensued between myself and the people I was with. In the end my brother and I decided that we wanted to see The Killers more than anything else and so it was worth missing out on Snow Patrol. The other friends I was with took the (I would say 'rookie error') path of seeing all three.

Anyway Kaiser Chiefs were really good. I'd seen them at Splendour two years ago and they were way better this time. When lead singer Ricky Wilson took the stage I wondered for a moment whether the band had replaced him with someone else. He had lost that much weight. Now it's not as though he was really overweight before but he was solid, and now he was like skinny. Almost unrecognisable from a distance.

Anyway fast forward. Kaiser Chiefs ended, some people made a mad dash to see Snow Patrol and my brother and I made a mad dash to get as close to the stage as possible for The Killers. And at last I get to the point of this blog.

When The Killers brought out their debut 'Hot Fuss' in 2004 it became, and still is, one of my favourite albums. Next came 'Sam's Town' which, while it had some really killer tracks, for me anyway, wasn't as good as the first. Last year, 'Day & Age' came out, their third and latest album. On first listen I didn't really like it at all. Actually that's not entirely true. I really enjoyed the first single, 'Human', but felt let down by the rest of the album. And for some still unknown to me reason, I didn't really give it the repeat listens it probably deserved leaving the impression that it wasn't that great an album. So I came to the festival not knowing how the new songs were going to go in the live set.

For the record, I am ashamed that I didn't give one of my favourite bands more credit. From the first song The Killers absolutely ripped up the stage. Brandon Flowers is now one of my heroes. From the moment he walked out on stage he owned it. His look, his voice, the way he moved around - it was all hero worthy. The crowd was going crazy and singing every lyric as loud as they possibly could. Towards the end of the set it started pelting with rain and everyone just went more nuts. Dave Keuning, the guitarist, was on the side of stage where the rain was coming in but he just stood up on his fold back wedges and copped it head on. Ronnie Vannucci Jr. is one of the maddest drummers going around as well. All in all it was one of the best sets I'd seen. And I'd seen The Killers headline the Entertainment Centre in 2007 but their set this time was so much better. I think partly to do with the fact that the Entertainment Centre sucks and partly to do with the fact they had an off night in '07.

So I left the festival a happy man, immediately went home and listened to 'Day & Age' again with fresh ears and an open mind, and realised that it is a really good album.

But most importantly Brandon Flowers is now in my hero list. He's the man.

Here's a photo from the fest. And no I didn't take it, I was busy going nuts in the front row!!

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Sleep Deprivation

The other night I was playing touch football and some idiot on the other team managed to pretty much stomp on my big toe with his tags. It hurt like all hell. Right on the nail. And I figured it's one of those things that hurts for a bit and then goes away pretty quickly. Wrong! I got home and it's still throbbing like those cartoons where someone's thumb gets hit with a hammer. The first thing was how shit it is to get "injured" playing touch football. I would have been a lot more at ease had it been actual football. The second thing was I couldn't believe how much pain I was in just from having my toe stomped on. So I iced it a bit and then went to bed.

When I said I was in a lot of pain, I'm not trying to exaggerate it here. It's not as though I've got a bullet wound or anything. The difference was the throbbing aspect. I could take my pulse just from the painful stabs in my toe. And that was enough to prevent me from going to sleep at all that night. I'm not joking, I did not sleep for a single minute.

It occurred to me at that point just how enormously lonely and lengthy night time can feel when you're by yourself, not drinking beers and actually trying to get to sleep. I think if you were to sit at traffic lights for 8 hours the time would still seem to pass more quickly. And all because of a stupid toe. How?

The second thing was that at about 3am, when I'd been trying to sleep for the past 4 hours, I started wondering exactly what I would contemplate doing just to get back to normal. It's sort of like when you're sick, you promise yourself just how much more you'd appreciate being well if you could only just get better. Normal is underrated. The tiny things, like not having an inflamed toe, are the things that are awesome.

The third thing was just how crap it is to "wake up" after not having any sleep whatsoever. And unlike other times in the past where I couldn't sleep properly but would have scraped in at least a couple of hours sleep, that night I literally got zero hours.

Anyway that's my whinge for the day. But the most extraordinary thing for me was how something seemingly so small, like a sore toe, could interfere so much with my normal daily operations.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Inappropriate Concert Behaviour

Tonight I went to The Fray at The Tivoli. First of all, I love The Tivoli. I'm pretty sure it's definitely my favourite venue. So many good memories at that place. I think band's are just better there. And you have to be pretty bad not to be good at The Tivoli.

When you go to see a live show, generally speaking and depending on the band, you kind of know what to expect in terms of how the audience is going to behave. It's like some kind of agreement between concertgoers that in certain situations you behave in a certain way. For example, tonight, The Fray is the kind of band where people are going to be into the music but they're not going to get overtly physically into it, if you get what I mean. So you stand there and have a great time but you're not exactly going to come out sweating after jumping around all night.

I swear that at every concert there is always one person or one group of people who seem completely unaware of the audience code of conduct. Tonight for instance, there were four people in front of me who were engaging in the most inappropriate mosh-style antics I have ever seen. And they just didn't seem to notice that every single person around them was thinking, "Look, will you just f&#k off!" I'm all for personal expression and being allowed to enjoy yourself in whatever way you want, despite the fact that sometimes you might look really stupid, but seriously, not when it really impacts on people around you. Particularly when a pretty emotionally charged song is reaching its summit and idiots in front are moshing like wankers.

To be truthful, when looking from afar at these sort of people, it can be kind of funny. It's ridiculous to think that some people are so unaware of their surroundings. But when it's happening right in front of you and you're getting bumped the whole time in completely inappropriate circumstances, it just gets annoying.

The chance of the annoying people I'm talking about reading this blog is almost certainly zero, so to everyone else, collectively, as etiquette abiding live music lovers, when idiots are ruining the musical experience for the people around them, let's try and subtly herd them out of the venue.

Monday, March 16, 2009

Coldplay Back Catalogue - iTunes Top 10

I just jumped on the iTunes store and was somewhat blown away to see that Coldplay's second LP, "A Rush of Blood To The Head", has landed itself in the top 10. It was released in 2002. Wow! Not to mention that "Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends" is still sitting pretty at number 3. And I'm almost certain it's been in the top list since it's release in the middle of last year. That's just crazy times. Two albums in the top 10.

Wait... this is stupid. I just looked back at the store to make sure I wasn't talking smack to see that the "Prospekt's March" edition of Viva la Vida AND "X & Y" are in the top 10 as well.

Needless to say, Coldplay are killing it!

Russell Brand

I first encountered this guy in the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall, which by the way is awesomely funny. You know how most comedies can struggle to hit 90 minutes. This film is almost two and a half hours long and is hilarious the entire way through. If you haven't seen it, grab it on DVD. So worth it.

Anyway, Russell Brand. He's out of control. I was reminded of how stupidly funny he is when I saw him on Rove last night. Go to his website here and have a look, http://www.russellbrand.tv/a-welcome-message-from-russell/. He just keeps talking and talking and I have absolutely no idea how he comes up with that stuff. And that's just a welcome message to his website.

He's on tour at the moment in Australia but sadly is not making the trek to Brisbane. Shame, would have been such a funny set to see.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Jokes With Guitar

I had a strange desire to blog and I got reminded of this video recently and felt I must share it. The first time I saw this it was on my friend's ipod. I think it was Saturday night and I'd been out having beers. I was in his car on the way to another bar and he showed me this and I had to stop halfway through because I couldn't breath from laughing so hard. Trust me it's funny. Maybe have half a dozen drinks and I it will be even better. Enjoy.